8 Mar 2010

The chickpea king


Once upon a time,
there was a king very thick
who walked with an ivory stick
he was afraid of milk and silk
and smoked joss sticks,
He flicked the ficks so quick
clack, click, tic!
His name was Nick The D**k.
One day he felt sick
he had an illness very quirk.
He had to eat licorice stick
to break the magic trick.
Sadly,He didn't eat enough and
turned into a chickpea.

Gem

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